Eternal Candle
The Meme Flame Never Dies
Sacred Scrolls
True tales from the eternal flame
1901
The Centennial Light
"In Livermore, California, a light bulb has been burning for over 120 years. They call it immortal. But we know the truth - it's not electricity. It's meme energy. The flame that refuses to die."
Livermore Fire Station
2021
The Yankee Candle Reviews
"Thousands of 1-star reviews appeared: 'This candle has no smell!' Turns out, they all had COVID. The candles became the first medical diagnostic tool. Bullish on wax."
Amazon Reviews
1963
The Eternal Flame of JFK
"Jackie Kennedy lit a flame that was never supposed to go out. 60 years later, it still burns. Some say it's natural gas. We say it's pure hopium."
Arlington Cemetery
2008
The Olympic Relay Disaster
"The Olympic torch went out 5 times during the Beijing relay. Each time, someone had a backup lighter. That's not planning - that's diamond hands."
Beijing Olympics
An Ancient Ritual Awaits